A letter to Warren Gatland.

Dear Warren Gatland.

So glad you're back - the office is a mess! Five straight defeats, the last two against teams that should not have beaten us at all, let alone on home turf! Now the All Blacks are coming on Saturday to destroy us. If you don't do something RADICAL, they will rack up a cricket score against us.

We need to reintroduce a couple of terms into our vocabulary. Offload, creativity, precision, possession, territory, QUICK RECYCLING. We need to hold on to the ball and stop generously kicking it to the opposition as if they were a team of 5 year old girls. The rugby is actually boring to watch (scrum half passes to forward, forward runs into gain line trying to get yardage, scrum half slowly recycles the ball to throw to a back, who does exactly the same!)

Your whole nation is saying 'PRIESTLAND MUST GO' - do we need to spell it out on our torsos and form a topless choir to perform a tour of the nation? Not only can he not kick, he has no flair in his decisions. GIVE HOOK A CHANCE! Stop putting him on the fucking bench!

Just to remind you - his opposite number is DAN CARTER! Arguably, the best player in the world. Putting Priestland against him AGAIN after his continuous errors is like getting your arse out and handing them the baseball bat.

Please sort it out. I'm proud to support Wales. Our team is the best in Europe, but won't be any longer if we continue to play with such a lack of creativity. I do NOT want to see a home defeat against England next Six Nations!

Yours sincerely

Oliver Lloyd
Not a pundit, just a man with common sense.

PS. I don't give a shit about the Lions tour. We need you with us next year!